Plan B is the new Plan A
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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