You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
