Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just saw a hot homeless man
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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