I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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