Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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