fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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