My hand turned me down
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize