problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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