the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Randomize
