That's when you crack a 10am beer
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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