wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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