bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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