i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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