You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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