White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
