She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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