it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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