If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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