that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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