Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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