Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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