wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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