i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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