She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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