i think i have herpe
just one?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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