Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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