which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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