i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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