Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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