We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Found the puke drawer
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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