yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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