Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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