He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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