He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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