he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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