i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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