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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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