then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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