the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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