we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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