dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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