just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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