he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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