question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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