So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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