Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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