I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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