Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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