just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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