i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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