Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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