we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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