it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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