soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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