i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
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Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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