The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
