Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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