let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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