I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
